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Issue #197

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NEW MOVIE TRAILERS THAT SHOW HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING DESPERATE:

 
  funny cartoon of movie poster, shows martial artist flying through air, kicking hole in wall; caption says Flying Ninja Toenails of Death  
 
A woman finds herself on the verge of a dangerous mental meltdown after returning home to find her husband’s poker buddies have used the Wedgwood saucers as ashtrays: “The Good China Syndrome”
 
It’s adventure in space!  It’s virtually countless spotted dogs!  It’s a haywire computer named HAL!  It’s  “2001: A Dalmatian Odyssey”!
 
New from first-time director “Bubbles” Greenspan, a thriller about a financial black hole caused by time-traveling commodities traders: “Back to the Futures”
 
 
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Di Rector
     — Hollywood producer
"I'm glad to see that Steven Spielberg is reaching back to his roots to do Yiddish remakes of a couple of classic movies. My understanding is that the working titles are 'Torah! Torah! Torah!' ...and... 'Twelve Angry Mensches'..."


cartoon image of a Jewish looking woman on director's couch, excited with her arms in the air

Hollywood producers may have schpritz for brains, but you can
trust Grinning Planet's list of multi-star green-tinged movies to
provide choices that are popcorn-worthy AND mind-expanding.
See our environmental movies page...

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FUNNY MOVIE QUOTES
 

"My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave."

Burt Reynolds

"Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award."

Billy Wilder

"I was particularly stunned by the casting of [Tom] Cruise, who is no more my Vampire LeStat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler."

Anne Rice, author of Interview with The Vampire

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

Christina Aguilera

 
 

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QUOTH THE MAVEN
 

"Among the environmental trends undermining our future are shrinking forests, expanding deserts, falling water tables, collapsing fisheries, disappearing species, and rising temperatures. The temperature increases bring crop-withering heat waves, more-destructive storms, more-intense droughts, more forest fires, and, of course, ice melting. We are crossing natural thresholds that we cannot see and violating deadlines that we do not recognize."

Lester Brown

 
 

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A few Grinning Planet picks of worthy books and movies about American empire, democracy, elections, and the dangers of totalitarian rule (on Amazon.com)
 
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ARTICLES / GREEN STUFF

TWO GREEN THUMBS UP

Not all fabulous films are full of flashing fannies, foooming fireballs, and freaks from faraway galaxies. Grinning Planet's list of multi-star green-tinged movies offers dozens of choices that are popcorn-worthy AND mind-expanding. See Grinning Planet's environmental movies page...

GOLD MAN SACKS TREASURY LOOT

As the trillions flow from our public treasury to the private needs of wealthy, whiny banks and investment houses, GP is left wondering if maybe this crisis was not just a gargantuan multifaceted goof, but rather an intentional strategy to loot the treasury (i.e. your pockets and mine). Maybe letting Lehman Brothers go belly up really wasn't a mistake—maybe it was simply one step in the plutocrats' overall plan.

In this Guns and Butter interview, Wall Street economist Michael Hudson offers a scorching appraisal of how we're being bled, not led, by Henry Paulson and the rest of the super-villains overseeing the financial mess. This is must-listening, folks, especially if you think it's just one-party problem. If you prefer reading, see Hudson's piece Rescue for the Few, Debt Slavery for the Many on Counterpunch.

GEOPOLITICAL UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE

Peak oil is upon us, we have ever-worsening environmental degradation, and we face a deepening global financial crisis. While we at GP feel a visceral hopefulness at the upcoming change of administration, we have seen this movie before, and we have every reason to think that we will find that newly offered solutions are still bound by the iron envelope of today's reigning free-market plutocracy. Thus it should be no surprise that we were pleased to read a book that explained how to reframe this troubled situation and strategize to take advantage of any coming chaos. The book's title is The Upside of Down—Catastrophe, Creativity, and the Renewal of Civilization, by Thomas Homer-Dixon.   Read full review of The Upside of Down ... or ... check out on Amazon.com

TUNE IN ...
TOMMY JAMES AND THE SHONDELLS — “CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION”

A classic from the '60s flower-pop library, sending out good vibes for a better tomorrow.
Look over yonder,
        what do you see!
The sun is a-rising,
        most definitely;
A new day's coming,
        people are changing.
Ain't it beautiful?
Crystal blue persuasion . . .

Amazon options:
-- Hear clip or download MP3
-- Check out CD

MORE ...

 - Green Stuff (more like above)
 - Energy/Environment Articles
 - Environmental Books
 - Environmental Songs

 

 

 
SERIOUS AND (CLEAN) FUNNY
MULTIMEDIA -- ANIMATIONS, VIDEO, AUDIO, MORE ...
 
JUST PLAIN FUNNY
 
image of typical movie trailer announcement; click to go to animation/video page at external site; opens in new window
OCEAN’S GAZILLION
After Ocean's 11, 12 and 13, how many more will there be? This "Ocean's 40" fake movie trailer is an amusing animated tweak on that theme. From How It Should Have Ended.
Go there

A few GP movie cartoons:
-- Classic Movies Revisited
-- Movies to Miss
-- Worst Entertainment Ideas

 
POST-ELECTION FUNNY
 
cartoon image of George W. Bush standing in front of a roller coaster; click to go to animation page at external site; opens in new window
THE GEORGE W. BUSH FREEDOM LIBERRY AND FAMILY FUN CENTER
Now that the 2008 election is over, what will become of that wascally White House wabbit? Well, in the manor of all former US presidents, striving to do good in the world after their tour of doodie in the White House is done, George W. Bush is planning something ...er... along those lines. Funny animation from Mark Fiore.   No longer available from host site.

Related GP cartoons:
-- Things That Worry President
-- Failed Amusement Parks

 
ECO SERIOUS
 
photo of salmon jumping in stream; click to go to video page at external site; opens in new window
FARMED SALMON EXPOSED
This 6-minute video from Farmed Salmon Exposed explains the importance of wild salmon to the ecosystems of the American/Canadian northwest and explains why open-cage salmon farming threatens this keystone species. You can help by choosing only wild-caught salmon in restaurants and markets. A second video on the subject, this one from the New York Times, is also worth seeing.
Related site:
  - Seafood Watch Guide

Related GP articles:
  - Farm-Raised Salmon Problems
  - Keystone Species

 
 
 
THANKSGIVING FUNNY
 
funny thanksgiving travel video link; thumb of happy older couple at airport
AMERICANS ENJOYING THANKSGIVING TRADITION OF SITTING AROUND AT AIRPORT
A short, amusing video clip showing that American Thanksgiving traditions are alive and well and living in ... the airport.  Watch funny thanksgiving travel video.

 
ECO AND MONEY COOL
 
posterized image of Hank Paulson amidst a storm of dollar bills
AZ RAINMAN – COOL IMAGES
Graphic artist AZ Rainman creates Photoshopped image-collages on a variety of issues and then adds short commentaries and links. The images are sometimes funny, but always cool.

Some of our favorite pages:
-- Paulson's Money-Magic Tricks
-- Rise Up to a New Economy
-- Earth's Climate: Frying Egg

Plus a few bonus images:
-- Exxon in 2050
-- Poseidon Allows Sun
-- Flaming Bear Market
-- GM Death Watch
-- Financial Crisis Trekkers
-- Sheople, The Movie
-- Nuclear War -- Illogical
-- Solar Watch
-- Scariest Halloween Costume:
      Bush vs. That Iranian Dude
 
ENERGY SERIOUS
 
Richard Heinberg at lectern against a background graph of oil production; click to go to video page at external site; opens in new window
HEINBERG ON HOW TO KEEP CIVILIZATION FROM GOING HINDENBERG
An excellent talk from top Peak Oil educator Richard Heinberg speaking at a Google Tech Talk. He outlines five axioms of sustainability that we must be aware of to avoid an eventual systemic collapse. Axiom 1: A society that continues to use resources unsustainably will collapse. Many more good points in the talk, with good graphs, etc. At Global Public Media. Go there
More Heinberg:
  - Peak Everything (book)
  - Peak Oil article

 
 
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