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THEORIES ON WHY THERE ARE NO WILD COWS: |
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They were killed off because of their continual devastating raids on farmers' pasture weeds.
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They hatched a cow-brained scheme to get organized and formed the group "Bovines for Easily Eaten Food" (BEEF).
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 Yun Wan Fun
— Helix, Oregon
"Dude, there are no 'wild cows' because all the party genes were bred out of them years ago."
The planet is not so wild about what's getting fed to cows these days...
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