ACTIVITIES LISTED IN THE CURRICULUMS OF BAD DAY CARE CENTERS:

"Computers Baffle Us Too"

"The Closet is a
  Peaceful, Quiet Place,
  Not 'The Naughty Room'"

"Earn Extra Credit
 by Changing Your
 Buddy's Diaper"

Thirston Lerner — Smart, Virginia
"When I was in day care, it was actually very good, very advanced. We even studied some unknown literary works by Dr. Seuss: 'Green Eggs and Hamlet' and 'Horton Hears a Whom'..."

Were Dr. Seuss's green eggs a product of the Green Revolution?
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