RECENT SHAKESPEAREAN PLAYS PERFORMED BY THE MALIBU PUNK-THEATRE TROUPE:

Connie Sur — Malibu, California
"I keep having this nightmare that my flight from Malibu to Cairo crashes. I'm lost in the desert for days, super-thirsty, and when the rescue team finally shows up, they have no Perrier, no Evian, not even Aquafina—just water from a canteen!"

Can't we get plenty of fresh water by just desalinating a bunch of ocean water?
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