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FLOOD JOKE, WEATHER JOKE, DUCK JOKE, CARTOON, GAMBLING, FLOOD CARTOON, RAIN

MAIN COMPLAINTS OF
PEOPLE WHO LIVE
IN A FLOOD PLAIN:

Funny cartoon man playing poker with duck in a flood

Every flood-plain resident now required by law to own a pair of pontoon shoes.

divider line, wave

Rowdies zooming back and forth in front your house in their souped-up rowboats.

divider line, wave

Ducks always knocking on your door at 3 AM to ask directions.
 
 
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Rollie Craps  — Fortune, Arkansas
"The bad news is, we gave up the fancy trip to Las Vegas to buy flood insurance. The good news is, the riverboats can now bring the gambling right to our front door."

Do we gamble every time we say "fix it"?
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