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PLANET JOKE, EARTH CARTOON, END OF THE WORLD, SPACE, KILLER ASTEROID, COLLISION

UNLIKELY WAYS TO STOP A KILLER ASTEROID FROM COLLIDING WITH EARTH:
Drawing of killer asteroid and alien, asteroid has sign that says earth or bust

Blanket the earth with a protective layer of trampolines.

Give away a big stuffed animal to the first person to successfully Shoot The Asteroid!

Use nuclear weapons to destroy the earth in a preemptive strike.
 
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Rudolph “Red” Deere — Hoof Hill, Alaska
"I suggest relying on the 364/365ths probability that Santa will be available to perform a sleigh-to-asteroid diversion maneuver."

Can man's dam-to-water diversion maneuvers be undone?
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