SIGNS YOU’RE WORKING FOR A
MOB-CONTROLLED COMPANY:

The front-desk receptionist greets each new visitor with "Good morning! Do you have a search warrant?"

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The office supply cabinet features both paper clips and ammo clips.

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The heating system works fine but everyone still wears gloves.

Frank Lee Strait — Honor, Michigan
"I was hired as Vice President For Sales. Six months later, I've somehow been 'promoted' to Vice President For Fencing."

Who has more power, Vice President Green or Vice President Pennypincher?   See the power struggle on the next page

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