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INSECT CARTOON, BUG JOKE, PEST CONTROL, KILL PESTS, BUGS, INLAW JOKE, CARTOON

HOW PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF PESTS:

Funny cartoon of big insect getting ready to eat pizza but ringing phone interrupts him

15%
. . . use Raid


10%
. . . use Black Flag


75%
. . . just hang up

 
TerraBits cartoon of annoying brother-in-law, drinking wine, singing, wearing only a tie with no shirt

U. Smee
    — Host, Pennsylvania

"For over a year now our den has had a bad infestation of a pest known as brotherum inlawius. My wife still prefers that I call him Bert."


We can't help you with a bothersome brother-in-law, but we can tell you how to get rid of those troublesome little sugar ants in your house.

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SONGS FOR A PEST-CONTROL PLANET
 
  “Stinker” – Elton John, from the album Caribou
 
  album cover for Elton John, Caribou

Say what you will but I'm a stinker
I come crawling up out of my hole
Dirt in my toes, dirt up my nose
I'm a perfect curse to pest control

REVIEW: "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" and "The Bitch Is Back" were the breakout songs from this EJ album, but lesser-known cuts like the raucous "Stinker," the elegant "Solar Prestige a Gammon," and the spooky, excellent "I've Seen The Saucers" round things out to make "Caribou" a must-have.

 

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