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When asked about education, don't say, "We MUST improve the education system—I'm living proof."
Avoid slips of the tongue, such as: "Though I may disagree with senators on the other side of the aisle, I firmly believe in the merits of the two-porky system."
When asked about service to your country, tell them your analyst says you're at war with yourself.
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LYRICS FOR A CAMPAIGNING PLANET |
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“Nadine” – Stan Ridgway, from the album The Big Heat |
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Pushin' through the crowd, tryin' to get to where she's at
I was campaign-shouting like a Southern diplomat
REVIEW: Some people may still best remember Stan Ridgway for his "Wall of Voodoo" days and the hit song "Mexican Radio," but he's done some excellent work since then, and the album "Big Heat" is one of his masterpieces. Top-notch songs include: "The Big Heat," "Camouflage," "End of the Line," "Drive, She Said," and the excellent instrumental, "Rio Greyhound."
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CAMPAIGN TRAIL
A funny, ultra-satirical video spoofing a campaign contest between two very polarized opponents. From Jokey Bits via YouTube...
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