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FUNNY CAMPAIGNING CARTOON, POLITICAL CARTOON/JOKE, CAMPAIGN-ELECTION JOKE

CAMPAIGNING TIPS FOR POLITICIANS:

funny cartoon of politician giving speech with his fingers crossed

When asked about education, don't say, "We MUST improve the education system—I'm living proof."

divider line, stars and stripes

Avoid slips of the tongue, such as: "Though I may disagree with senators on the other side of the aisle, I firmly believe in the merits of the two-porky system."

divider line, stars and stripes

When asked about service to your country, tell them your analyst says you're at war with yourself.

 
 
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Dotty Diogenes
     — honest politician
"Sometimes the people need to hear the truth. In high school I was voted 'Most Likely To Tax.'"


Taxation is an unlikely way to make the world better for you and your kids. Or is it?
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LYRICS FOR A CAMPAIGNING PLANET
 
  “Nadine” – Stan Ridgway, from the album The Big Heat
 
  album cover for Stan Ridgway, The Big Heat

Pushin' through the crowd, tryin' to get to where she's at
I was campaign-shouting like a Southern diplomat

REVIEW: Some people may still best remember Stan Ridgway for his "Wall of Voodoo" days and the hit song "Mexican Radio," but he's done some excellent work since then, and the album "Big Heat" is one of his masterpieces. Top-notch songs include: "The Big Heat," "Camouflage," "End of the Line," "Drive, She Said," and the excellent instrumental, "Rio Greyhound."

 

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