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ZOMBIE NEWSCLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL . . . Volume 3 — The Food Chronicles |
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1972 |
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THE OTHER JUNK FOOD |
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A new pharmaceutical lollipop, designed to help physicians administer sedatives to children, becomes an inspiration to illicit drug makers. Among the new products from the dope kingpins: Drugsicles, Upside-Downer Cake, Crack-a-Jack, and Smackaroons. Clinics get on the new kick too with Methadonuts. |
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1993 |
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POTATO HEADS MEET |
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Agriculture scientists meet in Mexico to discuss new efforts to combat potato blight, a deadly spud fungus. Using a video link from Washington, President Clinton kicks off the meeting by reciting a potato haiku while pressing a bag of fries to his breast. |
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1986 |
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UNMILKED CEREAL PRICES |
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General Mills announces it will reduce the prices of its name-brand cereals by 30 to 70 cents per package. When a reporter points out that cereal would still be more expensive per pound than ground beef or chicken, the spokesman replies, "Yes, but when's the last time you got a really neat prize inside a package of meat?" |
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Francis Ford Coppola
— director
"I LOVE movies with candy. Maybe I can try my own candy movie—something like... 'The Perils of Praline' or 'William Wonka III and the White-Chocolate Factory'..."
Junk food is an obvious enough category of edibles, but do you know what dead food is?
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“Down Under” – Men At Work, from the album Business As Usual |
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Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie;
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous;
She took me in and gave me breakfast.
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REVIEW: Men at Work blasted out of the Australian continent and onto the world stage with the album Business As Usual, carried in large measure by the mega-hits "Down Under" and "Who Can It Be Now?" But this album was solid through and through, with many other tasty tunes, such as "Catch a Star, "Down By the Sea," "Touching the Untouchables," and "Underground." This album is good enough to make even a zombie start singing along. Gah grah gahr yah yah gah...
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