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HEALTH CARE CARTOON, JOKE, DOCTOR JOKE, MONEY CARTOON, LAWYER JOKE

   

TWO OPINIONS ON HOW TO CHANGE THE
HEALTH CARE SYSTEM:

doctor and patient are in doctors office; patient is taking money out of an A T M while doctor waits with a vacuum cleaner
     
  RITA  
 
  “I would let people pay a doctor only what they thought was a fair price.”  
 
  BILL  
 
  “I would allow lawyers to be treated only by doctors they had previously litigated against.”  
 
 
TerraBits

Patience Green
     — Shottsville, Alabama
"I think my doctor may be too focused on money. Instead of putting 'M.D.' after his name, he uses '.com'..."


We know a food may use "organic" after it's name, but what do other labels mean?   Certify the next page and put it on the screen

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  “Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)”
      – Robert Palmer, from the album Addictions, Vol. 1
 
 

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

  album cover for Robert Palmer, Addictions, Vol 1

REVIEW: Robert Palmer knew how to write perfectly crafted pop gems, whether they were smash hits like "Addicted to Love" or "Simply Irresistible," or whether they were beautiful, melodic ditties like "Woke Up Laughing," "Looking for Clues," and "Every Kinda People." Get all of those great songs and more on Addictions, Vol.1.

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