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ALIEN CARTOON, ALIEN JOKE, FUNNY ALIEN, STAR TREK JOKE, MR SPOCK, ALIEN INVASION

   

MAIN PROBLEMS FOR ANY ALIENS THAT MIGHT TRY TO ENSLAVE THE PEOPLE OF EARTH:

     
  Earth lawyers filing class-action lawsuits by the millions  
     
 
  Not even a ruthless alien overlord can get a dedicated Earth slacker off his butt  
     
 
  Our secret military weapon: Robo-Lincoln  
 
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TerraBits

Kirk Spock — Bones Ford, North Carolina
"I figure there's no way aliens could ever successfully take over this planet. Star Trek fans would pester them to death with sci-fi trivia questions."


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If chemical pesticides are doomed to ultimately fail at stopping pests from taking over the planet, what do we do?   Unveil the biological weapons on the next page

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SONGS FOR AN ALIEN PLANET
 
  “Zone 804”  –  Peter Schilling, from the album . . .
       The Different Story (World Of Lust And Crime)
 
 

Calling Earth and still no one has heard
The simple message of its words:
From the Zone 804
In peace, not war,
We come to restore
Your planet...

  album cover for The Different Story (World Of Lust And Crime)

Review: Was Fox Mulder right; are there aliens out there who want to take over the planet? Or does Peter Schilling's "Zone 804" have it right; that there are aliens out there who can help us fix the sad state of the planet? Time will tell. In the meantime, Schilling's album "The Different Story" is something cool to listen to, and includes Schilling's 1985 space classic, "Major Tom (Coming Home)." All together now: "Four, three, two, one... Earth below us, drifting, falling..."

 

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Hollywood Science:
Movies, Science, and the End of the World

How much faith we can put into Hollywood's depiction of scientists and their work in films like A Beautiful Mind? How accurately do films like Metropolis, The Matrix, War of the Worlds, and An Inconvenient Truth capture scientific fact, theory, and disaster scenarios? To what extent do these films influence public opinion about science and the future?

       
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