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RESTAURANT CARTOON, FUNNY NAMES, FISH JOKE, EATING JOKE, SEAFOOD CARTOON

             
   

BAD NAMES FOR
SEAFOOD RESTAURANTS:

 
  restaurant diner with pile un mystery food that has bones sticking out of it, with a little umbrella on top  
Boney's

House of Whew!

Trott's Shellfish Clearance Cafe

 
 
 
TerraBits

Marlin Bass,
     — Tuna, Pennsylvania

"We've had to survive on the mediocre seafood fare at Scales & Tails ever since they closed down Captain Stanky's."


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SONGS FOR A FISH MONGERING PLANET
 
  “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”
      – Arlo Guthrie, from the album Arlo Guthrie's Greatest Hits
 
 

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.
Walk right in, it's around the back;
Just a half a mile from the railroad track.
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant —
Excepting Alice . . .

  album cover for Arlo Guthrie's Greatest Hits

Review: A epic classic from the hippie era, "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" is a tale not forgotten by anyone who has ever heard it. On this best-of collection, you get that opus with a bunch of other Arlo classics, including the fine songs "Cooper's Lament" and "Darkest Hour"; another fun spoken-word tale in "Motorcycle Song (Significance of the Pickle)"; and, of course, his two smash hits, "Coming into Los Angeles" and "City of New Orleans."

 

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