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OLYMPIC CARTOON LAUGHS, CRIMINAL JOKE, SUMMER OLYMPICS CARTOON, CRIME JOKE

       
 

IF THERE WERE A “CRIMINALS’ OLYMPICS”:

 
  Olympic fencer with sword holding his coat flap open to reveal fenced goods like watches, DVDs, cell phones, etc
 

OLYMPIC SYMBOL:
5 interlocking crime rings

 
 

MOST POPULAR EVENT:
The Bail Jump

 

BIGGEST CONTROVERSY:
All the arsonists fighting over who gets to carry the Olympic torch

 
 
 
 
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     — Raceland, Kentucky
"I think the relay races would have been much more interesting if the runners had been allowed to use the batons to whack the frontrunner."


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SONGS FOR A PLANET OF CELL MATES
 
  “Have Mercy on the Criminal”
      – Elton John, from Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player
 
 

Have mercy on the criminal
Who is running from the law.
Are you blind to the winds of change?
Don't you hear him any more?

  album cover for Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player

Review: "Have Mercy on the Criminal" is a searing Elton commentary on the plight of criminals, Olympic-quality or otherwise. It's chained together here with a gang of other great songs, including not only the hits "Daniel" and "Crocodile Rock" but also excellent tracks such as "Teacher I Need You," "High-Flying Bird," and a nice piano version of his classic "Skyline Pigeon." Whether you're in Sing Sing or just want to do a little sing-singing, this EJ album is a great way to pass the time.

 

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