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ICE CREAM JOKE, FOOD CARTOON, EATING JOKE, DESSERT CARTOON, ICE CREAM, FOOD

         
 

IS THE LABEL-SPECIFIED “4 SERVINGS PER CONTAINER” REALISTIC WHEN IT COMES TO A PINT OF BEN & JERRY’S ICE CREAM?

 
  funny cartoon of wife looking disapprovingly at husband pigging out on pint of ice cream; she is holding a big spoon and a rolling pin threateningly  
   
NO  
 
"Although there have been many times when I have eaten just 1/4 of the container, it was only because I had eaten the other 3/4 earlier in the day."
 
YES  
 
"I consistently stop after 1/4 of the container. Because my wife wrestles the spoon away from me."
 
 
 
 
TerraBits

Choco Lott — Ice Cream Butte, Montana
"I can usually stop at 1/4 of the container, unless it's my favorite—Ben & Jerry's new 'Nutty Professor Mocha Fudge'..."


Are mega-sized dairy farms the only way to guarantee our supply of ice cream and other milk products?
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funny cartoon of man eating chocolate ice cream cone, with chocolate all over his face. man bears resemblance to Jerry Lewis's nutty professor.
 
 

Editor's note: Yes, this is a real place in Montana (USA).  Check out MapQuest if you don't believe it!   ALL TerraBits places really exist (though the people's names have been made up to protect the inane).

 
 
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SONGS FOR ICE CREAM KINGS AND QUEENS
 
  “Both Sides Now”
      – Judy Collins, from the album The Very Best of Judy Collins
 
 

Rows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air,
And feather canyons everywhere . . .
I've looked at clouds that way

  album cover for The Very Best of Judy Collins

Review: An entire castle of ice cream? Now that is royal treatment! "Both Sides Now" was one of those 1960s hippy-era ditties about self-realization that turned out to be a humongous commercial success for Judy Collins. This CD features a nice sampling of both her early and later hits, including, "Someday Soon," "Who Knows Where the Time Goes and "Send in the Clowns." It may not be ice cream, but this stuff is indeed a treat for the ears.

 

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