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HOW TO RUN A CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN: |
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Promise not to take campaign contributions from any of the old entrenched special interests, only from new entrenched special interests |
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Start PACking for Washington well in advance of your victory |
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Don't try to sway the stay-at-home-mom vote with a campaign slogan like "I can suck up tax dollars like a Hoover" |
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Libby Wright — political activist
"I'm very suspicious of the recent Congressional proposal to get students more involved in the political process by changing the end of the Pledge of Allegiance to '...with liberty and incumbency for all.' "
Don't politicians understand the connection between good environmental policy and good policies for jobs, national security, and health care?
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“Living in the USA” – Steve Miller Band, from the album Young Hearts: Complete Greatest Hits |
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I see a yellow man, a brown man,
A white man, a red man,
Lookin' for Uncle Sam
To give you a helpin' hand;
But everybody's kickin' sand,
Even politicians.
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Review: Steve Miller has covered a wide variety of rock styles, from his early progressive-blues-rock explorations on albums like Sailor and Children of the Future, to the straight-ahead pop-rock on his break-out albums Fly Like an Eagle and Book of Dreams, to funked-up pop on songs like "Abracadabra" and "Shubada Du Ma Ma." This 22-song retrospective features songs from all of the eras, and practically every song on it was a Top 40 hit or an FM-radio album rock hit. The tracks include "Take the Money and Run," "Rockin' Me," "Swingtown," "The Joker," "Jet Airliner," "Space Cowboy," "Wild Mountain Honey," "The Stake," and the focus track here, "Living in the USA." Go ahead, fly like an eagle with Steve...
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CAMPAIGN TRAIL
A funny, ultra-satirical video spoofing a campaign contest between two very polarized opponents. From Jokey Bits via YouTube...
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