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COMPUTER JOKE, INTERNET CARTOON, COMPUTER HUMOR, LAWYER JOKE, MICROSOFT

         
 

THE UPSIDES AND DOWNSIDES OF OUR COMPUTER-ENHANCED LIVES:

 
funny cartoon of web surfing addict up late at night, looking at a message on the screen from his wife that says Dear Bill, I want a divorce
 
 
UPSIDE: People are doing much more banking online.
 
DOWNSIDE: Robbers are doing much more "banking" online.
 
 
UPSIDE: Computers help save some people from being lonely, providing a sort of companionship.
 
DOWNSIDE: Your computer companions never let you win at games.
 
 
UPSIDE: Special legal software allows us to act as our own lawyers.
 
DOWNSIDE: We're starting to despise ourselves.
 
 
 
 
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Lou Dight
     — Fearsville, Kentucky
"I'm fearful that computers are permeating every aspect of daily life and that in the future they will be involved in every facet of our lives. I will not be happy if the only permissible choices in baby names are 'Bill' and 'Gates.' "


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SONGS FOR A COMPUTER-ADDICTED PLANET
 
  “Deeper Understanding”
      – Kate Bush, from the album The Sensual World
 
 

As the people here grow colder,
I turn to my computer
And spend my evenings with it
Like a friend.
I was loading a new programme
I had ordered from a magazine:
"Are you lonely, are you lost?
This voice console is a must."
I press Execute.

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Review: The Sensual World was Kate Bush's last album of the 1980s, a decade in which she rose to alternative-rock stardom, propelled by her passionate lyrics, inventive song structures, aching melodies, and amazing voice. The Sensual World marked a shift to a slightly more pop-oriented sound for Kate, though stand-out tracks like "Heads We're Dancing," "The Fog," "Deeper Understanding" and "Never Be Mine" proved that she had not lost her progressive underpinnings. "Love and Anger" and the title track were both radio hits for her, and the emotionally powerful "This Woman's Work" is unforgettable. Like many of Kate Bush's albums, this one is a must-have.

 

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