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THANKSGIVING JOKE OR TURKEY CARTOON ABOUT TURKEY DAY LAUGHS & FUNNY JOKE

         
 

THANKSGIVING QUIZ:

 
 
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1. How much food do you eat during Thanksgiving Day dinner?
 
  a) one plateful
b) two platefuls
c) as many platefuls as it takes to preclude movement for the rest of the day
 
 
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2. Someone who thinks turkey franks are an appropriate way to feast on Thanksgiving day is:
 
  a) a real hotdog lover
b) a bit unusual
c) in serious need of a wife
 
 
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3. The three days following Thanksgiving are commonly referred to as:
 
  a) the Marathon Football Endurance Test
b) the Turkey Variations Endurance Test
c) the Leftover Relative Endurance Test
 
 
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General Lee Moody
     — Cusson, Minnesota
"Most of my relatives prefer their cranberries in cranberry sauce or cranberry bread, but Thanksgiving for me is a time for loading up on cranberry schnapps."


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SONGS FOR A THANKSGIVING PLANET
 
  “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”
      – Arlo Guthrie, from the album Arlo Guthrie's Greatest Hits
 
 

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.
Walk right in, it's around the back;
Just a half a mile from the railroad track.
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant —
Excepting Alice . . .

  album cover for Arlo Guthrie's Greatest Hits

Album Review: A epic classic from the hippie era, "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" has been a Thanksgiving Day classic at many radio stations over the years. But if your local stations have all been caught in the clutches of corporate-takeover playlist purgatory and you've never heard "Alice's Restaurant," here is your chance. On this best-of collection, you get that opus with a bunch of other Arlo classics, including the fine songs "Cooper's Lament" and "Darkest Hour"; another fun spoken-word tale in "Motorcycle Song (Significance of the Pickle)"; and, of course, his two smash hits, "Coming into Los Angeles" and "City of New Orleans."

 

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