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TRAFFIC CARTOON, CAR JOKE, STUCK IN TRAFFIC JAM, BAD TRAFFIC MESS, RUDE DRIVER

         
 

HOW
PEOPLE
FEEL
ABOUT
SITTING IN
TRAFFIC:

 
   
   
20%  
graph bar for 20 percent
 
    It’s a good way to learn
  mental patience.
   
80%  
graph bar for 80 percent
 
    It’s a good way to become
  mental patients.
 
 
funny cartoon of man sitting in late-night traffic, moon is shining, and he has turned into a werewolf
 
TerraBits
     
  marketing man's face Reed Driver
Books on Audio marketing manager
  "Here are the results of our latest survey on what types of self-improvement tapes commuters are listening to during traffic jams."
      – 30% – Foreign language tapes
      – 50% – Business-skills tapes
      – 20% – Curse-word vocabulary tapes
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SONGS FOR A TRAFFIC-HATING PLANET
 
  “Traffic Jam”
      – James Taylor, from the album JT
 
 

Well I left my job about 5 o'clock.
It took fifteen minutes go three blocks—
Just in time to stand in line,
With a freeway looking like a parking lot.
Damn this traffic jam—
How I hate to be late.
It hurts my motor to go so slow—
Damn this traffic jam.
Time I get home, my supper'll be cold—
Damn this traffic jam.   more

  album cover for JT, by James Taylor

Album Review: We've all been there: Cursing, fretting, and sweating over the mess on the road before us. Don't worry, just pop in a CD and relax with James Taylor! This album finds JT with one foot still in his early singer-songwriter mode, with the smooth "Secret O' Life" being a prime example of that style here. His other foot is kicking around covers of songs other people made famous, and on JT the breakout cover was the mega-hit "Handy Man." Other strong songs include the bouncy "Your Smiling Face"; the satirical and empathetic "Traffic Jam"; and the relaxed but heartfelt "Terra Nova." So, stuck in traffic? Fuhget about it! Just listen to this truckload of great songs.

 

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TIRED OF TRAFFIC

Well, we thought the solution to chronic traffic problems was more use of mass transit, for people to live closer to work, and tax shifting off of income and onto fuel. Silly us. Nothing so ambitious is necessary. This satirical video short from The Onion shows how a simple solution to the problem is right at hand.  Watch funny traffic video.

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