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GOOD AND BAD SIGNS IN BUSINESS:
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| GOOD: You broke last year's sales record |
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| BAD: That's because this year your mother AND your sister bought something |
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| GOOD: You're the only laser manufacturing firm listed in the Yellow Pages |
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| BAD: Instead of spelling "lasers" with an "a" they spelled it with an "o" |
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| GOOD: You have an award-winning new product |
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| BAD: The award is from the Trial Lawyers of America: "Most Likely to Maim" |
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Wiley Slick
Marketing spokesman for Tao Chemical
"We've developed a new super-non-stick material that repels virtually all other substances. Our researchers plan to get right to work on applications for the material, just as soon as they figure out how to pick it up."
Should we be repelled by government inaction on the aftermath of the chemical disaster in Bhopal? Could such a disaster happen in the US?
Open the safety valves and flood the screen with the next page
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Business As Usual — Men At Work |
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Album review: Men at Work blasted out of the Australian continent and onto the world stage with the album Business As Usual, carried in large measure by the mega-hits "Down Under" and "Who Can It Be Now?" But this album was solid through and through, with many other tasty tunes, such as the slickly produced "Catch a Star," the dreamy "Down By the Sea," the rough-and-ready "Touching the Untouchables," and the driving "Underground." The changes in pacing work nicely to keep the songs from sounding overly similar, and the album satisfies throughout. This is one 'ell of a debut album, mate.
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