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COFFEE JOKE / COFFEE CARTOON ABOUT JAVA JOKE AND CAFFEINE / COFFEE ADDICTION

         
  funny cartoon of coffee pot that has overflowed; coffee-addicted woman is using straw to slurp coffee off floor  

SIGNS YOU MAY BE ADDICTED TO COFFEE:

 
You’re not waiting for Mr. Right, you’re waiting for Mr. Coffee
 
 
It’s midnight and you’re weighing the pros and cons of making a new pot
 
 
Your favorite entree:
coffee meatloaf
 
 
 
 
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     — Java, California
"I knew I had a coffee problem the day my wife announced she was leaving me and my first thought was, 'Ha ha! More coffee for me!' "


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SONGS FOR A PLANET OF COFFEE FIENDS
 
  “Coffee Homeground”
      – Kate Bush, from the album Lionheart
 
 

Well, you won't get me with your Belladonna—in the coffee,
And you won't get me with your arsenic—in the pot of tea,
And you won't put me in a six-foot plot—with your hemlock
On the rocks.

  album cover for Lionheart, by Kate Bush


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Album Review: Well, Kate sounds a little bit paranoid with these lyrics, but she still manages to pull off a good song in "Coffee Homeground" by wrapping her suspicions in a bouncy tune. So, let's skip past any clouds in the coffee and go straight to the rest of Lionheart. It's Kate Bush's second album, and it finds her gaining more mastery over her voice and continuing with her intriguing, melodic songwriting. The album opens with "Symphony in Blue," a luscious tune about the color of moods and perceiving one's place in the scheme of things. Next up is the delicate "In Search of Peter Pan," which weaves melodically through tangled relationships. Other songs benefiting from Kate's strong songwriting and lyrical skills are "Fullhouse," "Kashka From Baghdad," and the phenomenal title track, "Oh England My Lionheart." Also included on the album is the song "Wow," which was a hit for Kate in the UK. Second albums are often disappointing, showing an artist's inability to crank out another album's worth of material quickly after a successful first album. But Kate Bush has no such problem here—true to its name, Lionheart is strong throughout.

 

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