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Reception Cartoon / Wedding Joke

Please give a warm reception to this clean wedding reception cartoon/joke.

         
 

TIPS FOR SINGLE GUYS ATTENDING
A WEDDING RECEPTION:

 
  funny cartoon of angry mobster with violin case scowling at man at wedding reception talking loudly on cell phone  
 
Dress in a suit and tie;
leave the baseball cap
turned forward
 
 
The wedding reception is
not the place to finish
the "OK, this one's for
the championship of the
universe" drinking game
you started at the
bachelor party
 
 
During the cake-sharing
part, don't yell, "Cram it
in! Do it for the Stooges!"
 
 
 
 
TerraBits

Otter Blutarsky
     — Delta House alumnus
"Here's one I learned the hard way: After drinking your glass of champagne, don't smash the glass against your forehead."


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SONGS FOR A PLANETARY RECEPTION
 
  “You Can't Always Get What You Want”
      – The Rolling Stones, from the album Forty Licks
 
 

I saw her today at the reception,
A glass of wine in her hand;
I knew she was going
To meet her connection . . .

 

album cover for Forty Licks, by The Rolling Stones Album Review: I don't envy a music producer who is given the task of distilling the best work of a major rock 'n' roll band down to a greatest hits collection. In the case of this Rolling Stones package—Forty Licks—the task was made slightly easier by the fact that the producers were given two CDs and 40 tracks to do the job. This allowed them to include multiple hits from all of the Rolling Stones' phases: (1) From the blues/R&B phase, we get songs like "The Last Time," "It's All Over Now" and "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?" (2) The tracks from their very productive early rock phase, when the Stones came strongly into their own, include "Get Off My Cloud," "Brown Sugar," "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," "19th Nervous Breakdown," "Under My Thumb," "Mother's Little Helper" and "Let's Spend The Night Together." (3) We get a few songs from the Rolling Stones' flower-power pop-psych phase: "Paint It Black," "She's A Rainbow" and "Ruby Tuesday." (4) From the grittier, more serious mid-period, we have songs like "Honky Tonk Women," "Street Fighting Man," "Jumping Jack Flash," "Gimme Shelter," "You Can't Always Get What You Want" and "Sympathy For The Devil," as well as two classic ballads, "Wild Horses" and "Angie." (5) More than a dozen tracks come from the "Miss You" era and beyond, including "Shattered," "Beast Of Burden," "Fool To Cry," "Start Me Up," "Emotional Rescue" and "Mixed Emotions." While writing this review, I found myself surprised and impressed to realize that almost all of the songs on the collection had been hits for the Stones—quite an impressive record of achievement. There are a few greats that were unfortunately omitted from Forty Licks—"Time Is On My Side," "Dandelion, "Waiting for a Friend," "Time Waits for No One," "Harlem Shuffle"—but with such a huge slew of great songs to choose from, it's a given that, within a 40-track limit, the song-pickers were never going to be able to cover ever single good song the Rolling Stones ever did. Still, you will not find a better overview of the Rolling Stones 40-year body of work than Forty Licks. I know it's only rock and roll—but I like it!

 

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