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Joke Survey Cartoon

Enjoy this joke survey - a clean funny food cartoon about survey results.

         
 

FOOD SURVEY RESULTS:

 
       
  HOW PEOPLE PREFER THEIR
MILK:
 
 
   
 
graph bar  10%
Plastic jug
graph bar  10%
Paper carton
graph bar  80%
Ice cream container
 
 
 
       
  HOW GROCERY SHOPPERS
CHECK A MELON:
 
 
   
 
graph bar  20%
By thumping
graph bar  20%
By sniffing
graph bar  60%
By checking the date on the
plastic container
 
 
 
       
  WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT
THE MAKERS OF SPAM:
 
 
   
 
graph bar  33%
“They are unfairly made fun of
by late-night comedians.”
graph bar  67%
“They will have to eat a lot of it
in the afterlife.”
 
 
 
 
cartoon of man being hit on head by melon that has fallen off a tall stack of melons
 
 
We've surveyed all the ways to get delicious fresh food, and it turns out there's a new one. Check out our article on CSAs -- community supported agriculture ...

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SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU SURVEY THE PLANET
 
  “You Know I'm Right”
      – David Gilmour, from the album About Face
 
 

It's just a matter of opinions;
It's not a simple fact.
Why don't you try to see the other side?
Don't turn your back!
Now we survey this silent battleground—
Recriminations all around—
And still no compromise is found . . .

 

album cover for About Face, by David Gilmour Album Review: When talking about one of the core members of Pink Floyd, comparison of the artist's solo music to Floydian fare is unavoidable. In the cases of Roger Waters and Nick Mason, solo releases have typically been interesting but not of a level comparable to those of their world-famous band. In David Gilmour's case, the news is better. He stretches beyond just giving us outtakes from Pink Floyd sessions or engaging in self- indulgent noodling; he produces fresh, non-derivative, top-quality songs that will still feel familiar enough to Floyd fans to produce immediate enjoyment. About Face opens with "Until We Sleep," an excellent, grinding bit of space rock that would have been perfectly at home on Meddle. "Out Of The Blue" is reminiscent of Floyd's song "On the Turning Away." The tracks "Murder," "Let's Get Metaphysical" and "Love On The Air" are light- sounding, introspective songs that would have sounded right on A Momentary Lapse of Reason. But it's important to note that these songs reference Pink Floyd's works without ripping them off. Other tracks move beyond Gilmour's Floydian trappings: "Cruise" has an almost islandy sound to it, and "You Know I'm Right" makes itself noticeable by having an atypically melodic hook. "Let's Get Metaphysical" showcases Gilmour's guitar talents with some new and interesting passages. Somewhat appropriately, the About Face closes with "Near The End," a song that feels similar to—but exceeds—many of the songs found on the rather mundane, same-sounding later works of Pink Floyd. A couple of the tracks in the middle of the album are forgettable, but the album's large majority of strong songs make About Face a highly recommended pick—for fans of Pink Floyd or otherwise.

 

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