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Dream Cartoon
A dream cartoon with jokes about famous people dreams, including Jimmy Buffett & Star Trek.
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FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR DREAMS: |
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“I have this recurring dream where I’m back at the Olympics, performing a medal-quality skating routine, but the tone-deaf crowd ruins the performance by clapping out of sync with the music.” |
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“I dream I’m trapped on a high rock ledge. Suddenly, William Shatner and the ‘911’ crew show up, but inform me they are only there to film scenes for the 911th Star Trek movie, ‘Rigel 7 Rheumatics’...” |
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“I dream the Democrats pass a law making it illegal to be rude to telemarketers. Fortunately, in a follow-up dream the Republicans pass a law making it legal to shoot your telephone.” |
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RICHARD BRANSON’S DREAM . . .
BROUGHT ON BY TOO MUCH EXTRA-CRISPY KFC
"I dream I'm skydiving in Brazil and accidentally land amongst a tribe of dimwitted natives whose favorite dish is Roasted Odd-Looking Bird."
What's going on down there in the forests of the Amazon? Check out our
rain forest facts article...
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Jimmy dreams . . .
He's a child to the end;
What a joy,
When you are your best friend . . .
from "Jimmy Dreams" by Jimmy Buffett . . . from the album Barometer Soup
For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com
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Stepping off this mortal coil will be my pleasure;
Giving the gift that giving brings to be my pleasure . . .
Dream within a dream . . .
from "Dream Within a Dream" by Spirit . . . from the album The Family That Plays Together
For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com
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Stars shining bright above you;
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you."
Birds singing in the sycamore tree . . .
Dream a little dream of me . . .
from "Dream A Little Dream of Me" by Cass Elliott (Mama Cass) . . . from Dream A Little Dream: The Cass Elliot Collection
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