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Water Cartoon
This water cartoon is a water pollution cartoon, so wear your funny looking hip waders.
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IS OUR WATER CLEAN ENOUGH? |
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| “It’s definitely not clean enough. We think industrial CEOs should replace their bottled water with water taken directly from their effluent streams. But we suspect that ‘Dioxin Tea with a Twist of Lemon’ will not become a favorite.” |
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| “Yes, it’s clean enough. There are no longer any rivers that are actually on fire, and Deep Purple proved that a little ‘Smoke on the Water’ can be a good thing.” |
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| “You’d think I would be very upset about all the toxic industrial waste, the endocrine disrupting chemicals, the pesticide and fertilizer runoff from lawns and farms, the untreated sewage, and all the rest of the pollution that finds its way into me. But, hey, I’m inanimate. So if you bio-reactive water-drinkers don’t care about all that contamination, why should I?” |
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Peter Barabus — Effluent Manufacturers Industrial Association
"We haven't seen anyone able to walk on water recently, so how polluted can the water be?"
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Perhaps you accept the Non-Sequitur Society's position on water pollution: 'Some water contaminants are natural, so man-made contaminants are irrelevant.' If not, you might like to find out just how relevant they are in our
water pollution effects article.
Or go to list of jokes
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Like a thief in the night,
You stole the love from my world;
And you don't miss your water
'Til your river runs dry;
And you don't miss your lover
'Til they're waving goodbye . . .
"You Donšt Miss Your Water (Till Your River Runs Dry)"
-- song by Richard Hawley . . . from the album Lowedges
For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com
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Love is higher than a mountain,
Love is thicker than water . . .
You are this dreamer's only dream—
Heaven's angel, devil's daughter . . .
from "(Love Is) Thicker Than Water" by Andy Gibb
. . . from the album 20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Andy Gibb
For reviews/clips, check out CD on go to Amazon.com
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Sweaty feet, troubled brow—we're all in the same game, lady.
Life's no bowl of cherries—it's a black-and-white strip cartoon.
I've been warned that you and your friends are crazy,
As from your hearts,
You bare your parts
To the gentlemen who,
While they drool,
Trying to keep cool,
Spill their Scotch and water.
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![album cover for Too Old to Rock: Too Young Die [Remastered, with bonus tracks], by Jethro Tull; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon](../../amazon/images_cds/jethro-tull-too-old-to-rock-too-young-die-remastered-bonus-tracks.jpg) |
from "Strip Cartoon" by Jethro Tull
. . . from Too Old to Rock: Too Young Die [bonus tracks]
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
ALSO SEE: GP album reviews for Jethro Tull:
-- Songs from the Wood Review
-- Benefit Review
-- Living in the Past Review
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