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Debate/Slurpee Joke

A joke/cartoon about Bill Clinton and other candidates debating their favorite Slurpee flavor.

A BLAST FROM OUR ELECTORAL PAST—
THE 1996 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES SPEAK OUT ON THEIR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SLURPEE:
Funny cartoon of Bill Clinton holding a big slurpee; Bill Clinton's t-shirt says Love My Slurpee

BILL CLINTON: "I like cola Slurpees."

BOB DOLE: "Bob Dole is a prune Slurpee man."

BILL CLINTON: "I've always supported prune Slurpees."

BOB DOLE: "Quit trying to steal
Bob Dole's Slurpee plank, cola-boy."

ROSS PEROT: "Now this is just sad—two grown men, seeking the highest office in this great nation, wasting our time discussing the best kind of Slurpee. Which, even a retarded prairie dog knows, is cherry."
 
 
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Topper Nielsen
       — network programming exec
"We offered free air time to the presidential candidates prior to the November 1996 election, but withdrew the offer after Bob Dole said he thought he'd like to use his half-hour to do a sitcom."

What passes for news these days is like a bad sitcom. Syndicated and cable-TV talk shows are the worst. Learn about some better News Talk Shows ...

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