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Productivity Cartoon / Efficiency Joke
This award-winning productivity cartoon cranks out efficiency joke after efficiency joke.
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ANNOUNCING THIS YEAR’S
PRODUCTIVITY AWARD WINNERS! |
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Developed the Dirt Devil Slinky — vacuums the steps as it walks down them! |
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Developed middle-finger stick-ons for car windows — for the rude but lazy New Yorker! |
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Reduced delivery times by 45% ... and worked with the FBI to ensure each baby has a tracking number! |
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Gene Rippin
— Efficiency Awards Association
"We're proud to present the 2007 Hammerin' Helix Award to the Test-Toob Huminz Corporation for reducing the number of raw-material units (parents) required to manufacture each product unit (baby) from 2 to 0."
Efficiency and productivity are good goals for today's bottom-line-focused corporations, but such goals also serve to improve resource utilization, prevent pollution, and
reduce waste ...
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"The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?"
— Gerald R. Ford
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"Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm."
— John F. Kennedy
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"Secrecy is the enemy of efficiency, but don't let anyone know it."
— Ric Ocasek
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"We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read."
— Mark Twain
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"Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion, with stop-offs at tedium and counter-productivity."
– Erma Bombeck
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