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Astronaut Cartoon
Blast off to astronaut-cartoon heaven on Space Station Joke-1.
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DATELINE: 2050 PROBLEMS AN ASTRONAUT MAY HAVE LIVING ON THE SPACE STATION: |
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Houston keeps throwing tantrums when you switch them off to put on ESPN |
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The kids are tearing up the place, but you really can’t just say, “Go outside and play!” |
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Air station on Halliburton moon base is charging outrageous prices |
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Rude aliens keep dropping by to dissect you without calling first |
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S. B. Deadly
— retired astronaut
"When I was on the space station back in 2004, I remember the one big problem was that it was a sealed environment and Houston had gotten warehouse prices on squeeze tubes of burritos."
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So, baby kiss me like a drug, like a respirator,
And let me fall into the dream of the astronaut,
For I'll get lost in space that goes on forever . . .
from "It's Not" by Aimee Mann . . . from the album Lost in Space
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
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And we follow giant footprints as we fall in,
Falling like the twins through Saturn's holy rings;
And if they can't hold us,
Where it's gonna end up,
Anybody knows!
An astronaut . . . An astronaut . . .
from "Astronaut" by Duran Duran . . . from the album Astronaut
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
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When I am a man,
I will be an astronaut
And find Peter Pan . . .
Second star on the right;
Straight on 'til morning . . .
from "In Search of Peter Pan" by Kate Bush . . . from the album Lionheart
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
GP album reviews for Kate Bush:
-- Lionheart review
-- Hounds of Love review
-- The Sensual World review
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