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Astronaut Cartoon

Blast off to astronaut-cartoon heaven on Space Station Joke-1.

         
 

DATELINE: 2050
PROBLEMS AN
ASTRONAUT MAY
HAVE LIVING ON THE
SPACE STATION:

 
 
Houston keeps throwing tantrums when you switch them off to put on ESPN
 
The kids are tearing up the place, but you really can’t just say, “Go outside and play!”
 
Air station on Halliburton moon base is charging outrageous prices
 
Rude aliens keep dropping by to dissect you without calling first
 
 
 
funny cartoon of space-suited service station attendant filling a spaceman's suit with air from a pump that looks like a gas station pump; the dial reads $569
 
 
TerraBits

S. B. Deadly
     — retired astronaut
"When I was on the space station back in 2004, I remember the one big problem was that it was a sealed environment and Houston had gotten warehouse prices on squeeze tubes of burritos."

funny cartoon of astronaut on spacewalk, has unpleasant expression because he has just farted in his suit

Long before 2050, a problem we'll be facing down here on earth is a shortage of energy. Find out what we think can be done about it in our article Peak Oil Solutions ...

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FUN WITH LYRICS FOR ...  Astronaut Cartoon
 
  album cover for Lost in Space, by Aimee Mann; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

So, baby kiss me like a drug, like a respirator,
And let me fall into the dream of the astronaut,
For I'll get lost in space that goes on forever . . .

from "It's Not" by Aimee Mann
. . . from the album Lost in Space

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  album cover for Astronaut, by Duran Duran; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

And we follow giant footprints as we fall in,
Falling like the twins through Saturn's holy rings;
And if they can't hold us,
Where it's gonna end up,
Anybody knows!
An astronaut . . . An astronaut . . .

from "Astronaut" by Duran Duran
. . . from the album Astronaut

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  album cover for Lionheart, by Kate Bush; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon

When I am a man,
I will be an astronaut
And find Peter Pan . . .
Second star on the right;
Straight on 'til morning . . .

from "In Search of Peter Pan" by Kate Bush
. . . from the album Lionheart

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FUNNY QUOTES FOR
Astronaut Cartoon

"As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators."

    – Bill Watterson, author of Calvin and Hobbes

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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

    – Dan Quayle, former US Vice President

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