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Body Temperature Cartoon

It's a hot temperature scale joke wrapped inside a cool cartoon about temperature vs. people!

BODY TEMPERATURE VS. THE INDIVIDUAL

             
  cartoon image of thermometer   cartoon image of arrow with the word TEMP over it  
Temperature
very high
— 105F —
person with a serious illness;
likely to show up at work
anyway to demonstrate dedication
and germ-carrying ability
Temperature
normal
— 98.6F —
person who is healthy;
biding time until the effects of
all the bad habits kick in
Temperature
very low
— 65F —
lawyer taking his morning sun
 
 
cartoon image of sun with sunglasses

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FUNNY TEMPERATURE QUOTES
(supporting content for Cartoon Temperature)
 
 

"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss."

        — Tina Fey/Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update"

 
   
 
 

"Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

        — Anonymous

 
   
 
 

"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

        — Steven Wright

 
   
 
 

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COOL LYRIC
Related to Body
Temperature Cartoon/Joke

When I was a child I had a fever;

My hands felt just like two balloons.

Now I've got that feeling once again;

I can't explain, you would not understand;

This is not how I am...

I have become comfortably numb.

    – Pink Floyd, "Comfortably Numb" from The Wall

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