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Body Temperature Cartoon
It's a hot temperature scale joke wrapped inside a cool cartoon about temperature vs. people!
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BODY TEMPERATURE VS. THE INDIVIDUAL |
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Temperature
very high
— 105°F — |
person with a serious illness;
likely to show up at work
anyway to demonstrate dedication
and germ-carrying ability |
Temperature
normal
— 98.6°F — |
person who is healthy;
biding time until the effects of
all the bad habits kick in |
Temperature
very low
— 65°F — |
lawyer taking his morning sun |
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"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss."
— Tina Fey/Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update"
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"Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."
— Anonymous
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"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
— Steven Wright
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When I was a child I had a fever;
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again;
I can't explain, you would not understand;
This is not how I am...
I have become comfortably numb.
– Pink Floyd, "Comfortably Numb" from The Wall
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