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Hermit Cartoon / Recluse Joke

A hermit jokes not about a recluse in a funny fake magazine, cartoon-ish or otherwise.

       
  funny cartoon of recluse with shotgun near his treehouse; sign says 'no girls allowed' but 'girls' is crossed out and 'one' is written

NEW ON NEWS STANDS:
“RECLUSE MAGAZINE”

 
 
   
magazine icon 1 Get tips on shabby dressing, poor hygiene, and making the most of life in a shack
magazine icon 1 Learn proven techniques for fending off friendly neighbors
magazine icon 1 Bone up on the trendy new medium of exchange: pelts
 
 
  Recluse Magazine is even recommended by master recluse and Unabomber Ted Kaczynski: “If I had subscribed to Recluse Magazine, I might have turned out to be a much happier crazed loner.”  
 
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Phil Slott
     — TV programming executive

"We're even launching a new network—The Recluse Channel. And it will only be on for one hour each day—no threat of reclusive viewers becoming comfortable with TV and warming up to society."


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Recluses and loners seem to love remote forests. Unfortunately, most other people seem inclined to cut them down. To understand the root of the problem, sluice on over to our Rainforest Destruction article ...

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"HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable."

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse."

Emily Dickinson

"I don't know what impression you might have of the way I live. I live in a quiet place. I do not live as a hermit, though other people would prefer it if I did."

Daniel Day-Lewis

 
 

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"Hermits have no peer pressure."

    – Steven Wright

 

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MONTY PYTHON - HERMITS

A mildly funny hermit bit from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Includes prologue and epilogue from the original show. Go there

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