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Martian Cartoon
It's one small joke for Mars, one giant cartoon for Martian-kind.
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SIGNS YOUR NEXT-DOOR
NEIGHBOR MAY BE A MARTIAN:
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He keeps trying to
explain to you the
technical inaccuracies in
“My Favorite Martian” |
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| He has only two strands of hair, both unusually thick, sticking straight up |
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| After an evening of poker, he stretches, yawns and says, “Time to hit the ol’ pod” |
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Every January 15,
he wishes you a happy
Martian Luther King Day |
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Sue Spicious
— Mars, Pennsylvania
"Something tells me my housemate may be a martian or some kind of alien. He cooks every meal using something called 'Glignorp Helper,' and he sighs without apparent cause every time a preview for 'Star Search' comes on..."
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Attention, fellow earthlings—learn how we can be green
and save green at the same time. Check out our article about
eco-economics ...
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“Venus And Mars”
– Paul McCartney & Wings, from the album Venus And Mars |
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Standing in the hall
Of the great cathedral,
Waiting for the transport to come
(Starship '21ZNA9') . . .
A good friend of mine
Studies the stars—
Venus And Mars
Are alright tonight.
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If you were lucky enough to have a Martian neighbor who has played Venus and Mars constantly for the last 30 years, then you know what a great album it is, with tracks like "Venus and Mars/Rock Show," "Let Me Roll It," "Magneto and Titanium Man," and the Top 40 hit "Listen to What the Man Said."
Read GP's full review of Venus and Mars
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MUTANT SWINGER FROM MARS!
This is a fun mock trailer for a 1950s-style invaders-from-outer-space movie. Not hilarious, but a fine overall effort and a few good gags amidst the zaniness. 3 min. From Michael Kallio via Funny Or Die.
Go there
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BAD MARTIAN JOKE
A one-minute animated short. The title here pretty much says it, but if you can hang in there through the first 25 seconds, there is a decent payoff in the second half. From Showmageddon via YouTube.
Go there
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the Google ads! – GP
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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
– Dan Quayle, former U.S. vice president, was once just a heartbeat away from duh presidency!
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