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School Violence Cartoon
In this school violence cartoon, violence during school will be punished with repeated laughs.
SIGNS YOUR SCHOOL IS
CRACKING DOWN ON VIOLENCE: |
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| Spitball fights now included as a weapons offense |
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| The school uniform includes nerdy Kevlar sportcoats |
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| They've cancelled the popular "Hollow-Point" module in shop class |
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| Every morning, the principal leads the student body in reciting The Pledge of Armistice |
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Hardin Stern
— high school principal
"Yes, we are cracking down on school violence. These days when you get detention, it's at the local detention center."
If you've been spending a lot of time visiting violence upon the armies of little ants invading your house, let us school you in a better way to crack down on them. Check out our natural (and cheap) method for dealing with
sugar ants ...
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or funny school violence quotes
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"Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field."
— John Gregory Dunne
"I was the naughty kid that the teachers liked. I bullied a kid in the 1st year when I was in the 2nd, who then hit puberty like a plane crash and grew into a gorilla who bullied me when he was in the 4th year and I was in the 5th. That's Karma."
— Simon Pegg
"My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section."
— Norm Crosby
"Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and a bore."
— Robert Morely
"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window."
— Rodney Dangerfield
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
— Lenny Bruce
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Is school violence funny? Not really! But some of us were born to find the funny lining in every dark cloud, so here is some more funny stuff about school and violence therein. Funny audio from The Onion:
(1) Bully Sidekick Gets Spin-Off Beating Deal
(2) Nation's Substitute Teachers Would Like To Know Who Threw That
Or see more ...
Funny Multimedia
After school is over,
You're playing in the park ...
"Don't be out too late,
Don't let it get too dark!"
They tell you not to hang around
And learn what life's about;
And grow up just like them,
Won't let you work it out,
And you're full of doubt ...
"School" is one of Supertramp's best songs, from one of their best albums. Other top songs include the title track, "Dreamer", "Hide In Your Shell", and "Bloody Well Right". See full GP review of Crime of the Century.
Amazon options:
-- SONG: "School" ( MP3 )
-- ALBUM: Crime of the Century
( CD |
MP3 Album )
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