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Public Speaking Joke/Cartoon
When it comes to public speaking, jokes help make a funny speech. In this cartoon, speakers get some funny awards.
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PUBLIC SPEAKING AWARDS
PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO
AVOID GETTING: |
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| "Most Natural Monotone" |
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"Longest Silence After an
Off-Color Joke" |
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"Best Non-Prescription
Sleep Aid" |
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"Highest Gross Weight of
Rotten Produce Thrown On-Stage" |
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Lacey Peek
— Pants Butte, Nebraska
"At my last speaking engagement, I had the unfortunate experience of getting the award for 'Most Prominent Accidentally Exposed Undergarment' ... "
Whether you think a politician is an honest and brilliant speaker or is instead deserving of awards like "Most Uhms in A Speech" or "Grandest Gaffe," the one thing today's political pontificators all seem to have in common is pandering, oversimplifications, and double-talk on environment and energy issues.
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To arm yourself against such spurious speechifying, check out our updated piece on
environmental doublespeak ...
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"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary."
— Evan Esar
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
— Robert Orben
"What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to."
— Hansell B. Duckett
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