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Judge Cartoon

The objection is overruled, judge! Cartoon humor will be entered into evidence. This court joke is now in session.

     
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MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY NEW JUDGES:

 
Forgetting to button the trap door in the back of the robe
 
Wagging a finger at the jury and telling them, "Judge not, that ye be not trying to do my job."
 
Instead of saying "the objection is overruled," saying "chill out, man."
 
  
  
   
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Prudence Juris
— Hanging Limb, Tennessee
"The last time I had jury duty, the judge seemed a bit overanxious. He asked the defendant: How do you plead—'guilty' or 'really guilty'?"


The jury is still out on whether US energy policy is 'dumb' or 'really dumb,' but one thing is clear beyond a reasonable doubt: Our big

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new push towards biofuels will create more problems than it solves.
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FUNNY QUOTES RELATED TO  JUDGES  Cartoon
 

From Judge Dredd

judge dredd [approaching the MegaCity wall]

Ferguson: "C'mon, Dredd, there is no way in. Are you even listening to me? We can't just knock on the wall and say, 'Hello, Cursed Earth Pizza.' "

Judge Dredd: "There is a way in. Ten years ago, two refugees figured it out: Through the city's incinerator, there's a flame burst twice a minute, that means they have only 30 seconds to run through before it flames again."

Ferguson: "These refugees, they made it through, right?"

Judge Dredd: "Actually, they were roasted. But, the theory's sound. Shall we?"

From My Cousin Vinny

frame from My Cousin Vinny Vinny: "Your honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?"

Mona Lisa Vito: "You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight."

Judge Haller: "Do you two know each other?"

Vinny: "Yeah, she's my fiancée."

Judge Haller: "Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."

Jim Carrey in Liar Liar From Liar Liar

Judge Stevens: "Mr. Reede, one more word out of you, and I will hold you in contempt!"

Fletcher: "I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?"

 
 

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MONTY PYTHON – POOFY JUDGES

A short, funny Monty Python bit with two over-the-top-effeminate judges.

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HERE COME DA JUDGE

Two funny audio clips from The Onion:
(1) Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities
(2) US Trades Alito To British Supreme Court In Six-Judge Deal

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