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Church Cartoon
Say amen, bother, for this funny church cartoon! Ye of the parish, joke not, lest the sacrament of clean church humor fail to land on your collection plate!
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SIGNS YOUR NEW CHURCH MAY NOT BE REPUTABLE: |
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| Instead of hymns, they sing heavy metal favorites |
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| Parishioners take communion with sacramental beer |
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| Instead of “Amen” parishioners say “Absolutely, man” |
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| Rather than passing collection plates, the church has a high-power overhead vacuum system |
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Lacey Temple
— Couch, Alabama
"I like my TV minister, but I was a little put off by his request for a special Sweeps Week donation."
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"Too many church services start at eleven sharp and end at twelve dull."
— Vance Havner
"The church is near but the road is icy;
The bar is far away but I will walk carefully."
— Russian proverb
"Most people have some sort of religion—at least they know which church they're staying away from."
— John Erskine
"The first time I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion."
— Fred Allen
Where's the church?
Who took the steeple?
Religion's in the hands
Of some crazy-ass people—
Television preachers
With bad hair and dimples!
The God's honest truth is
It's not that simple!
— Jimmy Buffett, from the song "Fruitcakes"
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