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Bail Joke / Jail Cartoon

This bail cartoon locks up some clean jail jokes and funny cartoon advertising slogans.

         
  part 1 - cartoon of big dude with shirt that says bond squad

ADVERTISING SLOGANS OF
BAD BAIL BOND COMPANIES:

 
  part 2 - cartoon of robber with mask getting dragged off to jail
     
  “In the business 25 years to life.”  
   
 
  “No criminal is too petty for us.”  
   
 
  “Call in the next 10 minutes and get a free carton of cigarettes!”  
   
 
  “Satisfaction guaranteed— or see you in court!”  
 
 
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Skip Hunter — president, bail-bond service company
Our slogan: "We firmly believe that under the law every person is considered innocent until proven unable to pay us back."


Insane as it may sound, chemicals are considered innocent until proven guilty of being harmful to human health or ecosystems. Learn about just one of the toxic charges: chemicals in household products...

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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT  BAIL & JAIL
 

"A man of courage never needs weapons, but he may need bail."

Lewis Mumford

"I don't like jail; they got the wrong kind of bars in there."

Charles Bukowski

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."

Joe Martin, Mister Boffo

"They're not supposed to show prison films in prison. Especially ones that are about escaping."

Steve Buscemi

 
 

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SONG RELATED TO
Bail/Jail/Prison

Graham Nash - Prison Song link; thumb of Graham Nash album cover

GRAHAM NASH –
“PRISON SONG”

And here's a song to sing
For every man inside;
If he can hear you sing,
It's an open door.
There's not a rich man there
Who couldn't pay his way
And buy the freedom that's a
High price for the poor.

A classic from Graham Nash. Hear/see "Prison Song" music video with lyrics.

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