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Deck Cartoon / Advertising Joke
When it comes to advertising, joke copy is not the same as copying jokes. And this deck cartoon has been built the old-fashioned way—we nailed it!
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DECK BUILDERS’ ADS TO AVOID: |
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| "We're the ONLY builder to offer popsicle stick construction!" |
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| "One of our decks would be just the right finishing touch for that dump you're living in!" |
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"If it's wood, we nail it!
If it's plastic, we nail it!
If it moves, we nail it!
We're the nailing experts!" |
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| "Recommended by 4 out of 5 tort lawyers!" |
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Rick Itty
— Hazard, Kentucky
"I learned the hard way. The 'beautiful, low-cost redwood deck' was pine planks and red paint."
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"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
— Stephen Leacock
"Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission."
— Fred Allen
"Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does."
— Steuart H. Britt
"You can fool all the people all the time—if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough."
— Joseph E. Levine
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