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Dracula Cartoon

Ding-dong. Hi. Throw this funny Count Dracula cartoon treat into your Halloween joke-bag!

COUNT DRACULA’S EVERYDAY PROBLEMS

  Funny cartoon of count dracula vampire   item 1, graphic of vampire bat

Top designers of women's fashions are using more high collars these days.

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The blood bank says you're overdrawn.

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Stupid kids keep asking for Count Chocula autographs.

 
 
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Vlad Bake — California vampire
"As one of the few sun-loving vampires, I find it very problematic that the drug store is ALWAYS running out of sun block #15-billion."


How does a drug store differ from a chemical factory? Find out why the answer is trick, not treat, in our article about Prescription Drugs vs. Chemicals.

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"If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

        — Steven Wright

 
   
 
 

"When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary."

        — Red Buttons

 
   
 
 

"What a third-rate creature you are, even by zombie standards."

        — Lucard (Dracula), from 'Dracula: The Series'

 
   
 
 

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"Children of the night, shut up!"

    – Count Dracula, in 'Love at First Bite'

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ANIMATION

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KILLER VAMPIRE CATS

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