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Dracula Cartoon
Ding-dong. Hi. Throw this funny Count Dracula cartoon treat into your Halloween joke-bag!
COUNT DRACULA’S EVERYDAY PROBLEMS |
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Top designers of women's fashions are using more high collars these days. |
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The blood bank says you're overdrawn. |
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Stupid kids keep asking for Count Chocula autographs. |
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Vlad Bake
— California vampire
"As one of the few sun-loving vampires, I find it very problematic that the drug store is ALWAYS running out of sun block #15-billion."
How does a drug store differ from a chemical factory? Find out why the answer is trick, not treat, in our article about Prescription Drugs vs. Chemicals.
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"If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"
— Steven Wright
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"When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary."
— Red Buttons
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"What a third-rate creature you are, even by zombie standards."
— Lucard (Dracula), from 'Dracula: The Series'
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"Children of the night, shut up!"
– Count Dracula, in 'Love at First Bite'
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Love At First Bite (DVD)
This video short weaves together music, text, and photos to create a purrfectly ghastly and amusing video montage. Via YouTube.
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