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Turkey Cartoon

Cook up some Thanksgiving laughs with this turkey cartoon; the stuffing is a funny turkey joke!

WHAT PEOPLE MAKE THEIR FAVORITE TURKEY STUFFING FROM:

Funny cartoon of man trying to cook a turkey and make stuffing 10%

Bread Crumbs

30%

Bread Crumbs + Spices

60%

Bread Crumbs + Spices + A Bunch of Turkey Parts We'd Rather Not Think Too Much About

 
 
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The Touber Family
   — Potato Creek, South Dakota

AUNT KAY: "Oh, everyone LOVES my Thanksgiving yams. My secret ingredient gives them a wonderful sooty flavor."

AUNT ROSE: "Psst. Listen up. My yams are the GOOD yams. And by the way, Aunt Kay's 'secret ingredient' is a huge dash of cooking ineptitude."

Funny cartoon of woman cooking yams with a blow torch

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MORE FUNNY QUOTES RELATED TO  Stuffing & Turkey  Cartoon
 
 

"A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry—that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island."

        — Johnny Carson

 
   
 
 

"No more turkey, but I'd like another helping of that bread he ate."

        — Anonymous

 
   
 
 

"Don't assume you're always going to be understood. I wrote in a column that one should put a cup of liquid in the cavity of a turkey when roasting it. Someone wrote me that 'the turkey tasted great, but the plastic cup melted.' "

        — Hints from Heloise

 
   
 
 

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ANIMATIONS RELATED TO
Funny Turkey Cartoon

 

animated image of bunny with a roasted turkey; click to see video on YouTube

BUNNIES CAN'T COOK TURKEY

A very short cute animation about why your holiday dinner should not be entrusted to a bunny. From RaymanZone via YouTube. Go there

 

image of man's head against Family Feud scoreboard; click to see video on YouTube

FAMILY FUED TURKEY

This contestant on the British version of Family Feud has a cranium that is apparently stuff with ... turkey! Via YouTube. Go there

 
 
 

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FUNNY QUOTE

"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it."

    – Berke Breathed, Bloom County

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