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Congress/Government Joke-Cartoon

A political congress/government cartoon -- joke about taxes, joke about politicians and bad government/congress

     

CONGRESS — FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS:
  golfer on cell phone 

House of Representatives

Tax-and-Spenders ...............202-555-1213

Borrow-and-Spenders ........202-555-1214

Senate

Colorful Personalities .........202-555-2217

Grumpy Stiffs .........................202-555-2277

Congressional Affairs Office

Bar .............................................. 202-555-6912

Couch ....................................... 202-555-6913

Back Room ............................. 202-555-6914

Creative Excuses Desk ..... 202-555-6917

  
 
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Garner Duckits
President of the National Association of Subsidies
"I've saved tons on long distance bills since Congress set up their toll-free Pork Barrel Request Line —
1-800-PIGGIES."

When it comes to REAL piggies—the hogs we raise for pork—have we got them over a barrel? Check out our article on hog farming problems

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FUNNY QUOTES RELATED TO  Congress/Government  Joke/Cartoon
 

"The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone."

— Woody Allen

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

— Mark Twain

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

— Milton Berle

"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex—but Congress can."

— Cullen Hightower

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

— Will Rogers

  
 

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