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Teacher Cartoon
First day back to school, teaching or student-ing? Laugh at this funny school teacher cartoon!
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WHAT TEACHERS HATE ABOUT
THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: |
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| When a rich kid's lawyer comes in and tries to negotiate a "teacher's pet" deal |
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| When the students make a real fuss because you tell them you plan to use books again this year |
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| When you've forgotten your Prozac, and suddenly you flip out and begin yelling at the kids to clean their rooms and get off the phone |
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"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
— Gracie Allen
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"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
— Jay Mohr
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"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
— Louis-Hector Berlioz
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"If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure."
— Bill Gates
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“Teacher” – Jethro Tull, from the album Benefit |
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Well, the dawn was coming, heard him ringing on my bell.
He said, "My name's the teacher, or that is what I call myself.
And I have a lesson that I must impart to you.
It's an old expression, but I must insist it's true.
Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun,
No sense in sitting there hating everyone.
No man's an island and his castle isn't home;
the nest is for nothing when the bird has flown."
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Review: Benefit was Jethro Tull's third album, and it marked the start of their rise to the top of the album-rock heap. It featured a transition away from their early blues-ish musings into a semi-progressive "thoughtful rock" mode. Ian Anderson's voice still retains most of its back-of-the-throat deepness from that earlier era, but it's still quite effective here combined with Benefit's innovative music and well crafted lyrics. "Teacher," a cryptic life lesson, was probably the best known song on the album, but Benefit features nothing but A+ tunes, including the eerie, almost-scary "To Cry You a Song"; the flowing, grinding "With You There to Help Me"; and the great lighthearted prison dirge, "Inside." There are really no weak spots on Benefit, and that fact helps put this effort among Tull's finest.
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Other GP album reviews for Jethro Tull:
Living in the Past
Songs From the Wood
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"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."
– Woody Allen
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