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Vampire Cartoon
Clean yourself up for a date with a cartoon vampire ... Count Dracula! ... jokes, sings, and is the life of the Halloween party!
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COUNT DRACULA’S DATING PROBLEMS: |
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| Can’t use the mirror to check his hair. |
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| Druggists always swear they’ve never even heard of tooth condoms. |
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| Really hates it when his date sighs and says, “Ya know, the great guys always turn out to be married, gay, or vampires.” |
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Woody Munster
— bachelor vampire
“As fate would have it, I keep meeting girls named Sunny.”
Is the ghost in your machine really a vampire? Find out why you're losing electricity—and money—to
vampire power ...
Or go to list of jokes
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"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories! 'Bart is a Vampire' ... 'Beer kills off brain cells' ... Now lets go back... to... that building... where bed and TV... is."
— Homer Simpson
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"There will be hoards of vampire bats descending on Beverly Hills.... We'll see if they can find any real flesh to puncture. I don't know."
— Lucy Lawless, referencing the Hollywood premiere of 'Vampire Bats'
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"I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow."
— Bela Lugosi
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“Nosferatu”
– Blue Oyster Cult, from the album Spectres |
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So chaste, so calm, she gave herself
To the pleasure of the dreaded master.
He sucked the precious drops of life
Throughout the long and cold dark night.
One last goodbye—he was blinded by love;
Blinded by love.
He screamed with fear—he'd stayed too long in her room;
The morning sun had come too soon.
The spell was broken with a kiss of doom;
He vanished into dust, left her all alone.
Only a woman can break his spell,
Pure in heart, who will offer herself
To Nosferatu.
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Review: Don't you just love a vampire story with a happy ending? It's sort of "Scheherazade" meets "Salem's Lot." OK, sarcasm aside, "Nosferatu" happens to be a fantastic Blue Oyster Cult song, with grand, haunting music to match its spooky theme. The song appears on Spectres, a classic album from BOC's middle period. "Nosferatu" is placed on the album back-to-back with another great vampire song, "I Love the Night." Even though the album also includes their huge scaly hit "Godzilla," it's not ALL about monsters. The album also includes plenty of the complex, hard-edged, non-monstery progressive rock they're know for, with standout tracks including "Golden Age of Leather," "Death Valley Nights," and "Fireworks." This is easily their best album from their middle period.
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"I was particularly stunned by the casting of [Tom] Cruise, who is no more my Vampire LeStat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler."
– Anne Rice
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