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Funny Toy Joke
This funny dangerous-toys joke is a Christmas cartoon with no batteries required.
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KIDS TOYS BLACKLISTED BY PARENTS ORGANIZATIONS: |
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Fisher-Price’s “Make-The-Vegetables-
Disappear Magic Kit” |
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| Lionel’s “My First Train-Wreck Set” |
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| Tyko’s “Illegal Activity Center” |
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"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
— Steven Wright
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
— Joan Rivers
"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."
— Sam Levenson
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“Cuddly Toy” – The Monkees
... from the album Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd. |
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You're not only cuddly toy
That was ever enjoyed by any boy;
You're not the only choo-choo train
That was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
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Review: "Cuddly Toy" was a nice little ditty that was penned by a then-unknown Harry Nilsson and performed by the then-very-popular Monkees. It was included on their smash-hit album Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd. from 1967. Though the faux-fab frenzy over the four simian made-for-TV boy-toys had quieted down a bit by then, their musical expression and popularity were still rising, and this album found them writing and playing very good, very grown-up-sounding songs. The big hits off the album were "Pleasant Valley Sunday" and "Words"; other great tracks included the melodic cautionary tale "The Door Into Summer," the hypnotic "Love Is Only Sleeping" and the all-out psychedelic pop treat "Daily Nightly." With this album, the Monkees completely erased any previous stigma that they were not a real band.
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Take us to your
toys, earthling!
"Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!' "
– George F. Will
This "weird toy" review is mildly amusing; the really funny thing is that some toy executive somewhere thought this should be a real product. From Mike Mozart via YouTube.
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