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Plural Words / Joke Pun

These are funny plural words/phrases -- enjoy the jokes/puns.

     
 

MORE LITTLE-KNOWN “PLURAL WORDS”
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE:

 
 
     
 
  a ring of
     jewel thieves
 
  a troupe of USO
     entertainers
 
  a ream of
     proctologists
whale with headphones and iPod
 
a class of aristocrats
 
a service of
   silver bullets
 
a clique of
   empty revolvers
 
a coalition of miners
 
whales with headphones and iPods, bottom
 
  an iPod of whales  
 
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Commander Datum
  — Star Trek fan, usage stickler
After we literati are done laughing at more plural-word phrases like "a bunch of elastic waistbands," "a litter of cigarette butts" and "a ream of paper-pushers" ...

      ... let's busy ourselves with more important things—like how all of us can save trees by learning to save paper ...

     Or try another group words cartoon ...
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Get Thee To a Punnery

by Richard Lederer

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As Oscar Levant said many years ago, "A pun is the lowest form of wit, especially if you didn't think of it first." In this lively collection you'll find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for you millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist... and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV, and theatre wags; from the wits of Wall book cover for Get Thee To a Punnery, Richard Lederer Street and Washington; from the gems of poets and pundits; and from the sugary dregs in the bottom of the barrel of punditry.

For instance: Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and wind up in the hole.

Or this one from the "punnery": A monastery in financial trouble decided to go into the fish-and-chips industry to raise revenues. One night a customer knocked on the door and a monk answered. "Are you the fishfriar?" the customer asked. "No," the robed figure replied, "I'm the chipmonk."

The book also contains a PUNdix, a PUNabridged dictionary, and a collection of the best... and worst... jokes in the world!

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