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Pigeon Cartoon
You don't have to be Walter Pidgeon to get the jokes in this funny pigeon cartoon.
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PIGEONS GIVE THEIR REASONS
FOR POOPING ON STATUES: |
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| “I had to do it to get into my pigeon gang, The Quillraisers.” |
“It’s just a small gesture
to protest the sterility of
modern life.” |
| “The moving humans feed us; the stationary ones don’t.” |
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ZOMBIE NEWS MINI-CLIP ...
FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL ...
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MONUMENTAL MISTAKE |
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A $200,000 bronze statue designed to commemorate the Oregon Trail is rejected by Portland's Art Board, which says the monument emphasizes individuals of only one cultural background. A spokeswoman explained, "We cannot accept this bronze statue as representative of the Trail's pioneers since we know that not all of Oregon's settlers were bronze." |
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In addition to pigeons and PC politicians, air pollution is another thing that does in statues... so we have constructed a monumental article about the
major air pollutants ...
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Just a skyline pigeon
Dreaming of the open,
Waiting for the day
He can spread his wings
And fly away again . . .
from "Skyline Pigeon" by Elton John
. . . from the album Empty Sky
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Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player
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Carrier pigeon, carrier dove,
Take her my heart and return with her love.
from "Carrier Pigeon" by The Kingston Trio
. . . from the album Sold Out/String Along
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New Frontier/Time to Think
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Backward and homebound,
The pigeon, the dove,
Gone with the wind
And the rain
On an airplane . . .
from "San Tropez" by Pink Floyd
. . . from the album Meddle
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Obscured By Clouds
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"I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon."
— Colin Farrell
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"France has found a unique way of controlling its unwanted critter population. They have done this by giving unwanted animals like snails, pigeons, and frogs fancy names, thus transforming common backyard pests into expensive delicacies. These are then served to gullible tourists, who will eat anything they can't pronounce."
— Chris Harris
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"The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere."
— Jim Hightower
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"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue."
– Dilbert [Scott Adams]
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PIGEON IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT — An amusing spoof on some of the silly tactics used to try to get into our personal bank accounts. From FoneJacker via YouTube...
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