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Science Experiments Cartoon
Mix one part joke with two parts humor to get this funny science experiments cartoon
SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS KIDS CAN TRY AT HOME
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Dig up the back yard in search of hidden deposits of gold, silver, or cool construction trash. |
Use a Bic pen casing and wads of paper to calculate projectile “trajectory and velocity” vs. “distance to parent and probability of a spanking.” |
Use GI Joe and a toilet to observe the centrifugal G-forces experienced by astronauts in re-entry gravity. |
Calculate the pressure inside a can of soda: (1) Remove a can of soda from refrigerator; shake vigorously; return to refrigerator. (2) Later, estimate the pressure inside the can based on the observed decibels of yelling. |
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WARNING: These experiments are for cartoon professionals only—do not try this at home!
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"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time."
— Steven Wright
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"If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment."
— Ernest Rutherford
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"Science in the modern world has many uses; its chief use, however, is to provide long words to cover the errors of the rich."
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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It's poetry in motion ...
She turned her tender eyes to me:
As deep as any ocean,
As sweet as any harmony.
Mmm, but she blinded me with science ...
// She blinded me with SCIENCE! //
... and failed me in biology ...
from "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby . . . from the album Hyperactive!
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The Golden Age of Wireless
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We were working secretly
For the military;
Our experiment in sound
Was nearly ready to begin ...
from "Experiment IV" by Kate Bush . . . from the album The Whole Story
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The Sensual World
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Science, like nature,
Must also be tamed
With a view towards its preservation.
Given the same
State of integrity,
It will surely serve us well.
from "Natural Science" by Rush . . . from the album Permanent Waves
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Signals
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"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."
– Steven Wright
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