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Scientific Integrity Cartoon

A funny joke set about scientific integrity, cartoon bureaucrats, and political interference.

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EVEN MORE SIGNS OF
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S
ATTACK ON SCIENCE

  • Bush enlists tobacco company executives to swear under oath that a lack of scientific integrity does not cause cancer
  • All reports now have the phrase "global warming" replaced with "Bermudafication of the Paradise Planet"
  • The science-fixers don't even believe their own spin anymore and now assert that reasonable people CAN'T disagree
  • Hoping to set a precedent, the administration's new omnibus contract with Halliburton specifically forbids integrity

cartoon of politician devil

Wanna know more about what our devlish politicians are doing to scientific integrity?

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→ See 12 cartoon finalists in the 2013 UCS Science Idol contest

→ Read more about the topic at UCS's scientific integrity page

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FUNNY ANIMATIONS
ABOUT SCIENTIFIC INTEGRITY
 
Graphic image of scientist with pointer explaining a wall chart
TOAST THE EARTH — A well done Flash animation bashing the policies of Exxon-Mobil (among others). Very entertaining!  From the Expose Exxon Campaign via YouTube.  Go there
 
Climate Mash graphic
THE CLIMATE MASH
A funny Flash animated environmental cartoon about Bush-era policies on climate change, à la the old hit "Monster Mash." From Clear the Air via YouTube. Go there

 

FUNNY VIDEOS
ABOUT SCIENTIFIC INTEGRITY
 
photo of Martin Short as the character Nathan Thurm; link for animated toon; opens in new window
THE RETURN OF THURM THE WORM — Martin Short reprises his classic SNL tobacco-lobbyist character, Nathan Thurm, this time as an oil company lawyer arguing the finer points of global warming with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From "Earth To America!" via YouTube... Go there

Related GP articles:
-- Global Warming Facts
-- Global Warming Solutions
 
Graphic image of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in front of the Capitol building
DOG BITES ELEPHANTS!
A funny hand puppet takes on four global warming skeptics. From Triumph The Comic Dog and Earth to America, via MySpace.  Go there
 
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animations and videos on our environmental multimedia page
 

WE ALSO HAVE GENERIC
FUNNY CARTOONS

   
CURRENT TOONS/QUOTES
   
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Funny Gambling Quotes
Future Cartoons link; thumb of little space man JACKING IN
On  Future Cartoons  page
Funny Wealth Quotes link; thumb of Daffy Duck with piles of gold coins GETTING DAFFY OVER DUCATS
Funny Wealth Quotes
   
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SERIOUS MULTIMEDIA
ON SCIENTIFIC INTEGRITY
 
THE NEW N.I.H. —
"NOT INTERESTED IN HEALTH"
picture of dr. boyd haley; click to go to first video page; opens in new window
MERCURY, VACCINES, AND AUTISM — A very good (if slightly technical) interview with Dr. Boyd Haley, a medicinal chemistry expert. He discusses autism and other health implications of vaccines containing mercury-based thimerosal, as well as the shockingly irresponsible positions of the National Institutes of Health and other parts of the medical establishment. From AutismMedia.org via YouTube

Related GP article:
Cap & Trade Mercury?
 
GMOs – HEART OF DARKNESS
graphic for GMOs - HEART OF DARKNESS
SEEDS OF DECEPTION
If you think that genetically engineered crops are necessary to defeat world hunger—let alone safe for humans to eat—please listen to this Steppin' Out Of Babylon interview with Jeffrey M. Smith. It's a real mouth-opener! Get MP3 download at Steppin' Out of Babylon.
 
video on genetically modified food link; thumb for Bad Seed
MONSANTO OR MONSATANO?
The documentary Bad Seed—The Truth About Our Food explains the dangers of genetically modified food and the dirty tactics used by GMO corporations and their government henchmen to keep their products on the shelves (and out of the news). If you weren't convinced GM crops were bad before, you will be after this.  Watch video on genetically modified food(1 hour)

 
thumb of map of US, click to visit pharma crop map at UCS site, opens in new window
U.S. PHARMA CROP MAP
No, not that kind of drug. But agribusiness and drug manufacturers are very interested in using your favorite food crops, including corn, to grow pharmaceuticals and chemicals. You can see if any of this insanity is going on near you by checking out the Union of Concerned Scientists' US Pharma Crop Map.   Sorry, no longer available.

Related GP article:
-- Biopharming
 

FUNNY QUOTES FOR
Scientific Integrity  Cartoon

"President Bush has a plan [to fight global warming]. He says that if we need to, we can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius."

– Jimmy Kimmel

"The Union of Concerned Scientists says the Bush administration manipulates and suppresses science. The administration points out that the Union of Bought and Paid for Scientists disagrees."

– Fark.com

"Should we force science down the throats of those that have no taste for it? Is it our duty to drag them kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century? I am afraid that it is."

– George Porter,
    British chemist

 
 
 
     
     
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