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Baseball Cartoon

Youngsters and old-timers--jokes in this baseball cartoon bounce off your funny bone right into the stroke zone.

     

THE PROBLEMS OF BASEBALL PLAYERS IN

 
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THE OLD-TIMERS LEAGUE:

 
   
baseball mitt (callout for gag 1) Tough to steal a base using a walker
baseball mitt (callout for gag 1) Home-plate umpire always unfairly accusing pitcher of throwing illegal "Ben Gay ball"
baseball mitt (callout for gag 1) Try to spit a little tobacco juice and—whoops!—there go the teeth again
 
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Mitt Ball
     — bitter ex-Old Timer
"I played in the Old Timers League for a while, but I got very annoyed when they banned Steroid-Enriched Geritol. Then I found out you can't sign any multi-million dollar contracts without losing Social Security benefits. The final straw was when the fans stopped keeping box score and started keeping pine box score."


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"Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times."

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"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer."

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"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

Leo Durocher

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."

Dave Barry

 
 

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BASEBALL VS. FOOTBALL

A funny (and clean) bit from George Carlin that compares baseball and football. Free via YouTube. Go there

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YOU CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL

In this full-length episode from the first season of The Bob Newhart Show, a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs baseball team publicly credits psychologist Bob Hartley with saving his career. The endorsement brings Bob a new player-patient ... with funny results. Free via Hulu.com. Go there

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