"Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times."
— Bob Uecker
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer."
— Ted Williams
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."
— Leo Durocher
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
— Dave Barry
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