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Alien Cartoon
Fear not the aliens! Joke as you tractor-beam this alien cartoon aboard your screen, with its alien dissection joke, alien attack joke, and Star Trek joke.
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SIGNS THE PLANE YOU’RE ON MAY
ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP: |
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| The pilot announces that he is preparing for takeoff and asks all passengers to fasten their gurney restraints |
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| The overly friendly flight attendant casually asks where you’re from, what sort of work you do, and what you know about Earth’s global defenses |
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| When you disembark, the attendant smiles and says, “As they say on your planet, ‘Bye bye’ ” |
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Janus Horta
— Star Trek fan, recent flyer
"I didn't know whether to be elated or horrified when members of the flight crew suddenly pulled out disrupters and said, 'Take us to Kirk!' "
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From Futurama
Captain Zapp Brannigan: "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and fly directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage."
From Sphere (1998)
Barnes: "If this translation is right this alien sounds like an idiot."
Beth: "That's something to consider—a stupid alien. Well, they must have them."
From Doctor Who
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: "Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
From 3rd Rock from the Sun
Tommy Solomon: "At first, I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a Presbyterian."
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