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Ancient Egypt Cartoon
In ancient Egypt, cartoon hieroglyphs festooned the walls of pharaoh's joke meister, who told veiled politician jokes and drew funny president cartoons.
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IF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH WERE
ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.: |
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The First Lady would redecorate the entire White House in “Early Burial Chamber” motif |
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The president would become mired in a “Nilegate” scandal |
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Politicians would lie to us in hieroglyphs instead of English |
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"Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles
All the Japanese with their yen;
The party boys call the Kremlin;
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptians...
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"Egypt" by Kate Bush
I drift with dunes;
I whisper of the tombs;
They offer me Egyptian delights.
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"Meditation Music of Ancient Egypt"
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Steve Martin does his classic "King Tut" song/skit from Saturday Night Live in 1979.
Now if I'd known,
They'd line up just to see him,
I'd've taken all my money,
And bought me a museum!
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