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Ancient Egypt Cartoon

In ancient Egypt, cartoon hieroglyphs festooned the walls of pharaoh's joke meister, who told veiled politician jokes and drew funny president cartoons.

   

IF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH WERE
ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.:

     
  The First Lady would redecorate the entire White House in “Early Burial Chamber” motif
     
 
  The president would become mired in a “Nilegate” scandal
     
 
  Politicians would lie to us in hieroglyphs instead of English
funny cartoon of pharaoh about to get bit by an asp; tailor is already measuring him for a mummy suit
 

THE EVER-POPULAR TORTURED SEGUE CM

Steve Martin
     — comedian
"I would immediately start a constitutional amendment requiring all politicians to wear a gold headdress and a silly goatee."


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KING TUT - STEVE MARTIN

Steve Martin does his classic "King Tut" song/skit from Saturday Night Live in 1979.
Now if I'd known,
They'd line up just to see him,
I'd've taken all my money,
And bought me a museum!
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